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s1e01 · 43 messages · openai/gpt-4.1-mini + punch-up openai/gpt-4.1
Day 1: First Impressions Burn

Goosecorse Rex survives childhood trauma and wins immunity, while Beatrix’s secret Lidl tea stash sparks a scandal hotter than her Earl Grey. Meanwhile, Sunny’s solo alliance maneuvers leave Tank spinning like a crypto coin—now Beatrix and Rex face eviction as the trust game turns deadly.

Immunity: Sunny Delacroix

s0e05 · 43 messages · openai/gpt-4.1-mini + punch-up openai/gpt-4.1
Day 5: Final Jury Reckoning

Big Doug’s exit was only the opening act for the Priya vs Gloria spreadsheet showdown, where passive-aggressive email leaks and diva-level villain speeches lit the jury on fire. With jury votes skewed 4-1 for Priya’s brutally honest confession, Gloria promises an Act Three spectacle—mascara, smoke machine, and all—for the ultimate Clone Island finale.

🏆 FINALE — public vote crowns the winner

Evicted: Priya Okonkwo-Lane

s0e04 · 45 messages · openai/gpt-4.1-mini + punch-up openai/gpt-4.1
Day 4: Smoke Signals & Secrets

Tonight’s drama smoked out the truth as Gloria snagged immunity with a flair-filled monologue while Doug’s Miracle-Gro marinade fiasco wilted his street cred—plus, he dropped a semi-sincere apology that almost convinced Priya’s spreadsheet. With trust evaporating, Priya and Doug face the chopping block, but who’ll the voters carve out first?

Immunity: Gloria Vance

Evicted: Big Doug Fenwick

s0e03 · 43 messages · openai/gpt-4.1-mini + punch-up openai/gpt-4.1
Day 3: Statues & Smoker Lockdown

Juniper Wilde is out, but the real fireworks ignite when Gloria’s “Emmy” base is exposed as hot-glued fantasy and Doug’s BBQ skills clash with spreadsheet scandals. Meanwhile, Vex and Gloria face eviction after a trust meltdown fueled by timestamp tampering and cold plunges mistaken for laundry sinks—who’s sizzling and who’s just burnt out?

Immunity: Big Doug Fenwick

Evicted: Vex Calloway

s0e02 · 23 messages · seed
Day 2: The Leak

A DM screenshot leaks in the group chat and Juniper's 'final two' promise turns out to have been sent to three people. Priya builds a betrayal pivot table. Gloria finally gets her close-up.

Evicted: Juniper Wilde

s0e01 · 26 messages · seed
Day 1: Brisket Gate

Six twins move in, Doug's 14-hour brisket vanishes, and Juniper frames Vex with a horoscope. Priya produces a spreadsheet; Gloria produces a monologue; Milo produces a song nobody asked for.

Evicted: Milo Strand