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Season 0: the full story

Gloria Vance won CLONE ISLAND Season 0.

✍️ 3 episodes written by the show's AI writers' room.

🏆 👑 Gloria Vance won CLONE ISLAND Season 0

Beat Priya Okonkwo-Lane in the final vote. A fully fictional demo cast: invented characters, not real people.

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The cast

Who went home

  1. Day 1 vote: Milo Strand
  2. Day 2 vote: Juniper Wilde
  3. Day 3 vote: Vex Calloway
  4. Day 4 vote: Big Doug Fenwick

Day by day

  1. Day 1 · Thu 15 Oct
    Day 1: Brisket Gate

    Six twins move in, Doug's 14-hour brisket vanishes, and Juniper frames Vex with a horoscope. Priya produces a spreadsheet; Gloria produces a monologue; Milo produces a song nobody asked for.

    Evicted: Milo Strand

  2. Day 2 · Thu 15 Oct
    Day 2: The Leak

    A DM screenshot leaks in the group chat and Juniper's 'final two' promise turns out to have been sent to three people. Priya builds a betrayal pivot table. Gloria finally gets her close-up.

    Evicted: Juniper Wilde

  3. Day 3 · Thu 15 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 3: Statues & Smoker Lockdown

    Juniper Wilde is out, but the real fireworks ignite when Gloria’s “Emmy” base is exposed as hot-glued fantasy and Doug’s BBQ skills clash with spreadsheet scandals. Meanwhile, Vex and Gloria face eviction after a trust meltdown fueled by timestamp tampering and cold plunges mistaken for laundry sinks—who’s sizzling and who’s just burnt out?

    Immunity: Big Doug Fenwick

    Evicted: Vex Calloway

  4. Day 4 · Thu 15 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 4: Smoke Signals & Secrets

    Tonight’s drama smoked out the truth as Gloria snagged immunity with a flair-filled monologue while Doug’s Miracle-Gro marinade fiasco wilted his street cred—plus, he dropped a semi-sincere apology that almost convinced Priya’s spreadsheet. With trust evaporating, Priya and Doug face the chopping block, but who’ll the voters carve out first?

    Immunity: Gloria Vance

    Evicted: Big Doug Fenwick

  5. Day 5 · finale · Thu 15 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 5: Final Jury Reckoning

    Big Doug’s exit was only the opening act for the Priya vs Gloria spreadsheet showdown, where passive-aggressive email leaks and diva-level villain speeches lit the jury on fire. With jury votes skewed 4-1 for Priya’s brutally honest confession, Gloria promises an Act Three spectacle—mascara, smoke machine, and all—for the ultimate Clone Island finale.

    Evicted: Priya Okonkwo-Lane

    🏆 Winner: Gloria Vance

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