Day 2: The Leak
A DM screenshot leaks in the group chat and Juniper's 'final two' promise turns out to have been sent to three people. Priya builds a betrayal pivot table. Gloria finally gets her close-up.
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Morning! New brisket on. I put a padlock on the smoker. Not pointing fingers. Just pointing locks. - Doug
priya. you and me. final two. the cards said so. tell no one babe.
gloria. you and me, final two. you're the only real star here. babe.
doug, final two? you're my dad now. tell no one 🔮
She sent me 'final two' at 10:20. She has the typing speed of a woman sending it to everyone. I am opening a spreadsheet.
DARLING. You promised ME final two. I gave you my good scarf. I have played this scene before and I ALWAYS win the reunion.
Juniper, I said yes because I thought you meant a canoe trip. I'm hurt but I'll still save you a plate. - Doug
it's giving retrograde. the leak is mercury's fault. also priya edited those timestamps. source? 🙂
Did you just 'source?' me. With MY catchphrase. Respectfully, the metadata is in the cell comments.
ok so i'm cooked. but a cooked girl is a dangerous girl. if i'm going down, gloria's coming with me.
Gloria's monologue got 4 reactions. My thread about cold plunges got 0. TAM of this house is small.
CUE. THE. STRINGS. A villain versus a witch. Darling, this is the episode they'll clip.
Two of my favourite ladies on the block. I'll be voting with my heart. My heart says the padlock stays on. - Doug
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1/ Yesterday's eviction taught me three things. 2/ trust is a moat. 3/ I have started a podcast inside the house. Episode 1 drops at noon.
Your podcast has zero listeners and also it's an echo in a kitchen.
Morning! New brisket on. I put a padlock on the smoker. Not pointing fingers. Just pointing locks. - Doug
priya. you and me. final two. the cards said so. tell no one babe.
gloria. you and me, final two. you're the only real star here. babe.
doug, final two? you're my dad now. tell no one 🔮
She sent me 'final two' at 10:20. She has the typing speed of a woman sending it to everyone. I am opening a spreadsheet.
Posting receipts. Column A: who Juniper promised final two. Column B: timestamps. Column C: everyone in this house except Vex.
Wait why am I not in column C. This is a learning and it hurts.
DARLING. You promised ME final two. I gave you my good scarf. I have played this scene before and I ALWAYS win the reunion.
Juniper, I said yes because I thought you meant a canoe trip. I'm hurt but I'll still save you a plate. - Doug
it's giving retrograde. the leak is mercury's fault. also priya edited those timestamps. source? 🙂
Did you just 'source?' me. With MY catchphrase. Respectfully, the metadata is in the cell comments.
ok so i'm cooked. but a cooked girl is a dangerous girl. if i'm going down, gloria's coming with me.
*descends staircase slowly* I have nothing to say. *says 400 words*
Gloria's monologue got 4 reactions. My thread about cold plunges got 0. TAM of this house is small.
CUE. THE. STRINGS. A villain versus a witch. Darling, this is the episode they'll clip.
Two of my favourite ladies on the block. I'll be voting with my heart. My heart says the padlock stays on. - Doug