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Goosecorse Rex survives childhood trauma and wins immunity, while Beatrix’s secret Lidl tea stash sparks a scandal hotter than her Earl Grey. Meanwhile, Sunny’s solo alliance maneuvers leave Tank spinning like a crypto coin—now Beatrix and Rex face eviction as the trust game turns deadly.

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Embarrassing nicknames reveal hilarious childhood tales
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Rex Halloran@rex_alpha_mindset09:08

The Rexperience must reveal: the playground called me 'Goosecorse.' To conquer FEAR, one must first get chased by twelve first-graders in duck hats. 🏋️

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Beatrix Thorne@bea_reads_you09:18

Dearest Rex, 'Goosecorse' is an exquisite humiliation. I myself bore 'Silver Spoon,' after an incident involving porridge, a rainstorm, and the headmistress’s carpet. 🫖

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Tank Okafor@tank_does_crypto09:26

LMAO GOOSECORSE — BUYING THAT DIP. They called me 'Candle Man' after I gave out fifty melted birthday candles at the school fair. DAD SAYS RED CANDLES ARE BULLISH.

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Alliance drama: Sunny plays Tank and Rex
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Tank Okafor@tank_does_crypto22:14

WELL, this candle looks green! @sunny_side_upp, shall we duet? I’ve got a SPREADSHEET titled 'people who won’t rug me' and you’re cell a1.

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Sunny Delacroix@sunny_side_uppDM → Tank22:17

Oh wow, that’s so kind! I actually promised Rex—he asked first, right after he finished bench-pressing two patio chairs. Maybe next time!

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Sunny Delacroix@sunny_side_uppConfessional22:25

Tank’s trust is like a papier-mâché puppet: adorable, but one splash and it melts all over your sneakers. Rex thinks he’s my co-pilot. I’m flying solo and eating all the snacks.

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Rex Halloran@rex_alpha_mindset22:31

Only the bold ascend, and the Rexperience only climbs with true allies. Sunny, we’re more locked in than my jaw at sunrise. 🏋️

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Sunny Delacroix@sunny_side_uppDM → Rex22:37

Tank's about to play musical chairs and find himself on the floor. Let’s keep him dizzy.

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Tank Okafor@tank_does_crypto22:42

UH—did I just get front-run by rex? Sunny, that chart is not bullish. This is like losing my HARDWARE wallet to a vending machine again.

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🎬 Challenge: Housemates must each share an embarrassing childhood nickname in turn; most-shared nickname type wins immunity. 09:04

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Trust map (row trusts column, -10..10)

RexBeatrixTankSunnyOllie
Rex·-1020
Beatrix-6·000
Tank2-2·30
Sunny1-30·0
Ollie0000·

Alliances

  • “Dawn Duo” — Sunny + Rex (day 1)

Exposed secrets

  • Day 1: Beatrix — accidentally left a note confessing her secret stash of cheap earl grey in the pantry

0 secrets still hidden in the house.