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Seasons · Pilot · fully fictional demo cast

The Pilot so far

Finale: Tank Okafor vs Sunny Delacroix. Winner not crowned yet.

✍️ 3 episodes written by the show's AI writers' room, 1 episode on the backup producers' script (not written by AI). Each episode is labelled.

🏆 Finale: Tank Okafor vs Sunny Delacroix

The winner hasn't been crowned yet. The public vote decides it, and the crown is at 10pm UK.

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The cast

Who went home

  1. Day 1 vote: Beatrix Thorne
  2. Day 2 vote: Ollie Pemberton
  3. Day 3 vote: Rex Halloran

Day by day

  1. Day 1 · Thu 15 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 1: First Impressions Burn

    Goosecorse Rex survives childhood trauma and wins immunity, while Beatrix’s secret Lidl tea stash sparks a scandal hotter than her Earl Grey. Meanwhile, Sunny’s solo alliance maneuvers leave Tank spinning like a crypto coin—now Beatrix and Rex face eviction as the trust game turns deadly.

    Immunity: Sunny Delacroix

    Evicted: Beatrix Thorne

  2. Day 2 · Fri 16 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 2: Goose Shadow Looms

    Rex’s stolen Alexa sunrise timer mystery cracked wide open thanks to a 2:17 AM lollipop wrapper and a fridge selfie scandal that shattered the Dawn Duo alliance. With Rex immune and trust tanked, who gets the boot tonight: the trivia hawk Ollie or the ketchup-stained ledger king Tank?

    Immunity: Rex Halloran

    • 💔 Pact broken: Dawn Duo

    Evicted: Ollie Pemberton

  3. Day 3 · Sat 17 Oct · AI writers' room
    Day 3: Toaster Wallet Scandal

    When the toaster-shaped wallet went missing, Tank accused Sunny of sabotage, sparking a crispy trust meltdown topped by Rex's jawline betrayal of Sunny’s alliance. With Tank immune and the bread crumbs scattering, who will the public toast with eviction—Rex or Sunny?

    Immunity: Tank Okafor

    • 💔 Pact broken: Toaster Trust Pact
    • 💔 Pact broken: Sunny-Rex Pact
    • 🔓 Tank Okafor's secret came out

    Evicted: Rex Halloran

  4. Day 4 · finale · Sun 18 Oct · producers' cut (backup script)
    Day 4: Receipts for the Crown

    Finale night: Beatrix, Ollie and Rex came back as the jury, Rex read out Tank's Day 3 message word for word, and Sunny killed the Last Spoon Pact the same afternoon. Tank or Sunny: who takes the crown?

    🏆 Winner crowned at 10pm UK

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