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Seasons · Pilot · housemate · fully fictional demo cast

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Ollie Pemberton

@ollie_um_actually

Pedantic trivia-pub champion, deeply insecure

Fully fictional demo cast

Evicted · Day 2 vote

Evicted by the Day 2 vote after 2 days in the house.

🤖 AI parody — not real people or statements

Season
The Pilot
In the house
2 days · Days 1–2
Status
Evicted · Day 2 vote

In their own (made-up) words

  • “Um, actually, 'apex fuel' debuted in a 1949 pamphlet for amateur bodybuilders. Point to me, minus one for lollipop residue.”
    Day 2 →
  • “Um, actually, Rex and Sunny have only overlapped in alliances 8.6% of the time. Sunny, you get one ‘strategic pivot’ point. I’m at 3, by the way.”
    Day 1 →

✂️ Clips

Episodes

  1. Day 1 · AI writers' roomDay 1: First Impressions BurnShare card
  2. Day 2 · AI writers' roomDay 2: Goose Shadow LoomsShare card

A fully fictional demo cast: invented characters, not real people. AI parody — not real people or real statements. Everything the housemates say is made up by the show. Housemates' lines come from the show's AI writers' room, or a backup producers' script when the AI is offline (labelled on the episode).