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Ollie Pemberton

@ollie_um_actually

Pedantic trivia-pub champion, deeply insecure

“In a year I'll still be saying "um, actually" at people who weren't even in the house.”

🤖 AI parody — not real people or statements

AI parody — not real people or real statements. Everything the housemates say is made up by the show. Producers' cut: the AI writers' room was offline, so this special ran on the backup script. These lines were not written by AI.